Dennis has trouble

21rst October
I nkew it was too good to last. Dennis has lost his job ahgain . it was'nt my ******* fault' he said. I was onlt doing my job which is what they pay me for'. He was feeling very adgitated you could tell, and joff didn't know what to do because Dennis just walked in as if he oned the eplace like he always does, and plonked a box of fancies on the table and a si9xpaxk of lager. 'Help yourself' he said 'Here who the **** are you?' Joff was so surprised he just said 'Only a frend. Friend of Franks' Aren't I Frank?. Eh?' But I didn't answer and he didn't know what to do then. Dennis lookeda t him and the nest he;d made on the sofa just for him, and he loked a t me again. 'A friend is it? Hoggin the ******* sofa.'
Then he turned to angela and siiad 'How's my favourite lady then? Still on the prowl?' and angela went a bit pink. 'Here. Have a ******* fiancy and passed over the box .angela took a yellow cube covered in pink and red icing which is her favourite. 'Wash it down yer' Dennis said and pulled the top of a lager for her like a proper gentilman. I lokoad a side at Joff and could see he was adgitaed. After a bit he began to calm down and gradually reached over to take a fancy, but Dennis just hooked his figer in the edge odff the box and moved it about a cenitmetre out of his reach. Joff loked as though he had been hit in the face with a cowpat and grabbed his mewspaper to look at the horses.
'oy shidft over' Dennis said and waved hios arm at Joff. 'shift yer ******* carcass'. Joff looked a mixture of angry and frightened and began to lift things off his nest. 'Her let me ******* help you' Denis said and picked up the stack of old mewspapers and threw them arcoss the room. Then he picked up threre empty packets of biscuits and a takeaway and stuffed tyhtrm into Joff hads. 'Bin' he said. Joff oppended hi s mouth to say something and Dennis just pointed to the kitrchen part. After a while which felt like ages ,joff go t up and took the rubbish out. 'here, my lady, Dennis said 'Have a ******* seat' and waved angela onot the sofa. 'And budge up a bit to let Sir Galaerhad sit nex to you' and he waved ot me to sit down too.
Just as I sat s=down H=Joff came back in and looked shockt . His mouth came ungihnged at the corner and he began to poinrt 'Yes??????' said Dennis with a long set of question marks. Joff didn't speak at all but scratched his armpit. All Dennis did was to go 'Woo-hoo' quietly like amonkey which made angela smile and look away but then Joff realised and he went bright red. He cklenched his fists but Dennis didn't turnto face him. Then joff looked away and stared out into the kitchen part. The rickety chair was inbetween them and tyou could see Joff wondering whether to sit ion it. He just stood there for a long time while Dennis said 'I was just doingmy ******* job like the ***** underpay me for. This blokoe came op ****** out of his tiny skull, tattoos all over his neck and rings an dhoops and bits of kitchen ware all hanging from his face and earlobes and he ssays'ere mate, let me in, you ****' in front aof all the people waitng to get in. I says 'No sair, please wiat in line like everybody else. 'You ****' he says, and I says' You already said that. If you say ity again you will wish you didn't.' he went very quiet then and everbody was looking a thim. 'Lissen, you… … … … I am a friend af Jazeel who owns the ******* club, so if you still want your job you'd better let me in, you … … … …' I was getting a bit agditad now, because this bonehead was trying to poull rank which I've always hated,a s you know. So I said' I don't care if you're a personal friend od Edward ******* Scissor-hands or R2*******D2, you ain't comin in until all these other epeople have had their turn.' So this little **** just went click and there he was with a ******* flick-knife. ' You could hrt yourself with that, sonyy' I said Here better give it to me. So he tried to stick me in the gut with it the ******* little toe-rag. Obviously I wasn't having that, so I coiught his arm and bent it,like this, and he grabbed Joff's arm and showed us, and in two seconds he was on the floor, yelping. 'trouble was, the stupid little tosser fought back so I had to break his elbow to defend myself from being spiked . '
Joff had got back up now and wanted to sit down because he was a bit shocked it hink and needed dto sit down, so he moved towards the rickety chair. Dennis was about three paces awaty and he just ook one step . And Joff stopped. 'Put the kettle e on, eh… er what's your name?' 'Joff' he said. 'Right Jeff.. put the ******* kettle on eh?' Dennis looked at angela and she blushed I could tell.
Just as Joff went intot the kitehen part Dennis said in a very loud whiser 'funny what you see whn you haven't got your gun, isn't it?'
I smoled a big thankyou at him with my eyes and angela blushed again. 'Well anyway' he said ina quite loud voice 'I gotta be going now. Just thought I'd driop in to tell you I'm looking for wotjk again. Right… I'll be off.. Don't forgetrt.. any trouble .. just gimme a bell.' Then he winked and there was a long pause which bounced into the kitchen part and aback again.
Then he weny out and closed the door with a little thud. Then he opned it again' Oh yes… I'll be back to see you on Tuesday. Did you get that? TUESDAY. Ennjoy your cup of tea.'Then he went home

A Pan!

October 14th
I have a plan! Joff is still here and is making more and more of it hios own place, so I am always on the rivkety cjair now and he odens't even listen when I say can watch osmeigfnhg elseo nthe televiosion. Insistead he ust turns up the sound with te zapper except yesterday when it wodon't wotk, so what did he do he called angela for mthekitchen where she was making some hot soup for him and said 'Ere this ****** zpper dont'e work. Why dontcha just nip out and find us a coupl e a battries eh, doll?' and ao=-f course angela just went all soppy like always and wiped her nads on the side of the sofa like always and went out.
So I went into the kitchen bit to turn off the stove and hads an idea watcihnthe soup all bubbling. Why odn't I poison him? Har ahr!!
But rhen I though I havenm't gort any poison, exocpet for the bit twe feed thre rats with,. All I could think of was a bottle of Dettol angela brought with her to wipe the sink with sometimes wnad stop spliters. So I pt a tablespoon of it into te soup (tomato( and left it.
The n angelacame v=back with some batteries which sje found down the seat of a bus, she said and joff pushed them into the zapper until it worked agaibn.
Then angela broguth ibn big cup of soup for him. 'Ah that's the stuff! He ssaid and stirred it with the pen he uses to mark the hioreses in thepaer with.
Angela could smell something you could tell, but he didn't.and statrted sipping it.
Anyway, then the next race stated and we all watched it and anfgela chered because Joff had put some money on Dumbo who came scond, and oJoff was all cheerful and gfave us bo the oneo f his biscuits.
So it was only later ob that Irealised he had drunk a ll t he soup. All gone, and when I looked a thim and the cup he just siad' You'll have to start beig niced to this nice young ladty if you want soupa s well, won;'you you sly onld dog? Eh? Know what I mean,'' and he slapped her on her bottom just as she was atanding up whch made her squeal and swing her arm round whioch hit him on the isde of the face oand knoovjed him off theosfa and broke the cup.
'you clumsy ***** **** you what are you think you doing???? You 've brok the ***** cup now. And made my nose bled'. You clumsy ***** cow.'
So angela statrted =crying and wouldn't shut up eve when he shouted at her and instead she ran off into thekitchen part again abd baged the door.
So Joff held his nose shut with one hand to stop the bllod from everyehwere and said 'What you *****lookin at? Eh? What??? Do you wn t one as well is it??' and waved his other fist.
All I could think of was 'did you like the soup then'? and he clamed down a bit' What? Eh.. oh yes anglea makes nice special soup very spu=ciy and Itylian. Just shut up about the ******suop. My nose hurts. Stupid ***** cow'.

So now I have a plan which is that I will fiond osm epopison.

Grrr

GrrrGrrr.

Octo ber the 8th

It is two more weks since Joff arrived, all smiles and cheerful and eating the last bacon rolls. He said he wanted to stay just for a couple of days and he would pay something for rent. Well gyess what? no he has'nt.
All he does all day is sit around= and watch the television and won't let me watch what I want because it's always' oh just a minute, Frank. No.. just a minute… just let's see the ned of this bit or something and before long my own programmes have finnished and he just keeps watching wat it is he wants to twatch which is mainly girl pop groups with long shiny legs and wiggly bottoms or war filsm. And quite often he pats the sofa next to him for angela so I have to sit on the hard chair that wobbles which is only for guests so it should be his and not mione.
angela is suddenlty all soppy when he says anything or smiles a t her with that toothpaste smile like a row of whitewashed tomstones , Dennis said once. She goes all silly and dimples chewing her bottom lips when she looks away. She keeps coming v=back with things like mars bars and hamburgers for him and where does she ge the mpney for it I want to know. Once I saw her give HIM some money along with a big bag of peani=-uts. He winked at her and put it away. It was change ithink, so he must have enough money to buy peanuts and hamburgers just for him but not for me or paying osme rent iwth.
So I am f=growling and do know what to do.

My rash has come back again and I think its because of Joff. The chemist said I need a perscription or some expensive oientment so I tried vasline. It doesn't ehoelp much and my shirt is stickig to me now.
Oh what am I going to do? I can't ask angela any more because she doesn't spek to me vey often and just goes soppy over Mr Tomstone Teeth all the time.
What can I do? Can you help me Bloogs? Have you got any ideas?

My arms and back are all itching again and I have to go.
Goodnight BLoggs Frank.

Grrr

GrrrGrrr.

Octo ber the 8th

It is two more weks since Joff arrived, all smiles and cheerful and eating the last bacon rolls. He said he wanted to stay just for a couple of days and he would pay something for rent. Well gyess what? no he has'nt.
All he does all day is sit around= and watch the television and won't let me watch what I want because it's always' oh just a minute, Frank. No.. just a minute… just let's see the ned of this bit or something and before long my own programmes have finnished and he just keeps watching wat it is he wants to twatch which is mainly girl pop groups with long shiny legs and wiggly bottoms or war filsm. And quite often he pats the sofa next to him for angela so I have to sit on the hard chair that wobbles which is only for guests so it should be his and not mione.
angela is suddenlty all soppy when he says anything or smiles a t her with that toothpaste smile like a row of whitewashed tomstones , Dennis said once. She goes all silly and dimples chewing her bottom lips when she looks away. She keeps coming v=back with things like mars bars and hamburgers for him and where does she ge the mpney for it I want to know. Once I saw her give HIM some money along with a big bag of peani=-uts. He winked at her and put it away. It was change ithink, so he must have enough money to buy peanuts and hamburgers just for him but not for me or paying osme rent iwth.
So I am f=growling and do know what to do.

My rash has come back again and I think its because of Joff. The chemist said I need a perscription or some expensive oientment so I tried vasline. It doesn't ehoelp much and my shirt is stickig to me now.
Oh what am I going to do? I can't ask angela any more because she doesn't spek to me vey often and just goes soppy over Mr Tomstone Teeth all the time.
What can I do? Can you help me Bloogs? Have you got any ideas?

My arms and back are all itching again and I have to go.
Goodnight BLoggs Frank.