Frank Chicken

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Good luck!

August 19th

It’s a month since I went to the clinic again and yes they did give me two injections and now everything seems to be ok again. They just said don't drink to much cider at once and to rub some ointment in when I need it, which is very kind of them. Dennis says they don't do that in America, just go through your pockets and keep any money they can find then throw you out in the street again. He is enjoying his work bouncing because he can dress up like a toff but still bash people. He came round yeaterday with a 6pack of beers and some sausage rolls. angela heated them up in the frying pan with some parsley she gfot from behind Tescos.
Dennis said what is angela doing here, eh, you big ******* buuny? Got a piece on the ******* side have we, you sly old ******* fox.
No I said dennis that is all qrong. angela is just staying in the kitchen part until St Ruperts has a some room for her, isn't it angela? And she nodded with her mouth full of sausage rolls. 'Frank has been very knid Dennis' she said which made me feel sort of tingly and a bit like it was when Imblufella first said 'elloFrank'.

It has been a very lucky week so far, because angela found a mircovawe outside some flats. The door doesn't shut properly but it works very well for making hot sandwiches. It is terrific that she has made a friend at the back of Tesco and sometimes brings home cakes or rolls. Once she had a curry which was terrific but a bit hot. #Perhpas the microwave put to many microwaves in it, like atomic energy.
But it was a nice change.

The cress has begun to greminate, so soom I'll have egg and cress sandwiches again, which are one of my favourites and remind me of Mrs Windsor.

The other best news is that angela found a pram with three wheels which she sold to some people downstairs for £15!!! So now I have 50p to write to you with, Bloggs. Time to go now because Mr Latif is closing the café because I haven't bopught any coffee off him.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

back again

August 10th.
So.. a whole month has gone passed and I have'nt written to my friend Bloggs.
Hello Bloggs, how are you!
I am very well, thankyou for asking. It is because my life has changed quite a bit because angela is still living in the kitchen! I dint mean her to be because I thought she would move on to St Ruperts or something or go off to Australia to seek her fortune but she did'nt. She just unpacked her things ( just some clothes really, and a big teddybear with one ear and a few pots and plates and four photographs) and that was all. Then she went out and came =back with some big pieces of cardboard for packing fridgefreezers in and laid them all on top of each other for a bed, which I thought was very clever really. so every morning now she gets up and cleans her teeth and then picks up her bed and stuffs it behind the cooker so it won't be in the way all day.
Then she looks in the FRIDGE! And fills the frying pan with oil and makes me something foe beakfast which is marvellous. Usually it is fried bread with a bit of cheese or whatver shes been able to find, because she isn't on benefit because they've lost her name or msomething and so she doesn't get any money. so I am very grateful because it means I can save a bit of money at last for a rainy day. It's not very much, but perhaps I can save enough to buy a flat one day. I don' think it would be very big because flats are an awful price, but maybe something that isn't rented from someone who thinks you are a filthy creature not worthy of living and charges you a fortune just to keep the rain off your head.
It was trerrific news that angela had found a fridge. It isn't verty big and makes a sound like a cross channel ferry (I emember that trip always) but it saves a lot of money on not having to throw milk and eggs away because they have gone ransid. The lightbulb inside has broken but I fixed it by pulling the wires through and taping them to a little light bulb from the hall outside.
She says she could make better breakfast for me if I couold give her some bits of money from my benefit, but then I woudl'nt be able to savr any money so I dont know. I will have to think about it.

Dennis came round abiut a vortnight ago. He really wanted that job with the police, I think. It would be just right for him with his passion for public service and bashing up crinimals. Perhaps they made a mistake and will invite him back in was the best I couls suggest to him, but he said No they have a no*******smoking policy which alienates me from ******* thje start. At the moment he is applying for jobs as bouncers by night clubs. He is big enough and strong enough and could make new career I think.
But I've not seen him for a week or two now. Perhaps he has gone to Australia the way I thought angela would.

Imblufella is still in his little tomb with cress on top. They have not greminated yet but I think they will do it soon. His goodness will seep into them and then one day BOOM! Theywill burst into life.

Now it is time to say goodbye Bloggs and when I hasve another 50pee I will write some more.