A Pan!
October 14th
I have a plan! Joff is still here and is making more and more of it hios own place, so I am always on the rivkety cjair now and he odens't even listen when I say can watch osmeigfnhg elseo nthe televiosion. Insistead he ust turns up the sound with te zapper except yesterday when it wodon't wotk, so what did he do he called angela for mthekitchen where she was making some hot soup for him and said 'Ere this ****** zpper dont'e work. Why dontcha just nip out and find us a coupl e a battries eh, doll?' and ao=-f course angela just went all soppy like always and wiped her nads on the side of the sofa like always and went out.
So I went into the kitchen bit to turn off the stove and hads an idea watcihnthe soup all bubbling. Why odn't I poison him? Har ahr!!
But rhen I though I havenm't gort any poison, exocpet for the bit twe feed thre rats with,. All I could think of was a bottle of Dettol angela brought with her to wipe the sink with sometimes wnad stop spliters. So I pt a tablespoon of it into te soup (tomato( and left it.
The n angelacame v=back with some batteries which sje found down the seat of a bus, she said and joff pushed them into the zapper until it worked agaibn.
Then angela broguth ibn big cup of soup for him. 'Ah that's the stuff! He ssaid and stirred it with the pen he uses to mark the hioreses in thepaer with.
Angela could smell something you could tell, but he didn't.and statrted sipping it.
Anyway, then the next race stated and we all watched it and anfgela chered because Joff had put some money on Dumbo who came scond, and oJoff was all cheerful and gfave us bo the oneo f his biscuits.
So it was only later ob that Irealised he had drunk a ll t he soup. All gone, and when I looked a thim and the cup he just siad' You'll have to start beig niced to this nice young ladty if you want soupa s well, won;'you you sly onld dog? Eh? Know what I mean,'' and he slapped her on her bottom just as she was atanding up whch made her squeal and swing her arm round whioch hit him on the isde of the face oand knoovjed him off theosfa and broke the cup.
'you clumsy ***** **** you what are you think you doing???? You 've brok the ***** cup now. And made my nose bled'. You clumsy ***** cow.'
So angela statrted =crying and wouldn't shut up eve when he shouted at her and instead she ran off into thekitchen part again abd baged the door.
So Joff held his nose shut with one hand to stop the bllod from everyehwere and said 'What you *****lookin at? Eh? What??? Do you wn t one as well is it??' and waved his other fist.
All I could think of was 'did you like the soup then'? and he clamed down a bit' What? Eh.. oh yes anglea makes nice special soup very spu=ciy and Itylian. Just shut up about the ******suop. My nose hurts. Stupid ***** cow'.
So now I have a plan which is that I will fiond osm epopison.
I have a plan! Joff is still here and is making more and more of it hios own place, so I am always on the rivkety cjair now and he odens't even listen when I say can watch osmeigfnhg elseo nthe televiosion. Insistead he ust turns up the sound with te zapper except yesterday when it wodon't wotk, so what did he do he called angela for mthekitchen where she was making some hot soup for him and said 'Ere this ****** zpper dont'e work. Why dontcha just nip out and find us a coupl e a battries eh, doll?' and ao=-f course angela just went all soppy like always and wiped her nads on the side of the sofa like always and went out.
So I went into the kitchen bit to turn off the stove and hads an idea watcihnthe soup all bubbling. Why odn't I poison him? Har ahr!!
But rhen I though I havenm't gort any poison, exocpet for the bit twe feed thre rats with,. All I could think of was a bottle of Dettol angela brought with her to wipe the sink with sometimes wnad stop spliters. So I pt a tablespoon of it into te soup (tomato( and left it.
The n angelacame v=back with some batteries which sje found down the seat of a bus, she said and joff pushed them into the zapper until it worked agaibn.
Then angela broguth ibn big cup of soup for him. 'Ah that's the stuff! He ssaid and stirred it with the pen he uses to mark the hioreses in thepaer with.
Angela could smell something you could tell, but he didn't.and statrted sipping it.
Anyway, then the next race stated and we all watched it and anfgela chered because Joff had put some money on Dumbo who came scond, and oJoff was all cheerful and gfave us bo the oneo f his biscuits.
So it was only later ob that Irealised he had drunk a ll t he soup. All gone, and when I looked a thim and the cup he just siad' You'll have to start beig niced to this nice young ladty if you want soupa s well, won;'you you sly onld dog? Eh? Know what I mean,'' and he slapped her on her bottom just as she was atanding up whch made her squeal and swing her arm round whioch hit him on the isde of the face oand knoovjed him off theosfa and broke the cup.
'you clumsy ***** **** you what are you think you doing???? You 've brok the ***** cup now. And made my nose bled'. You clumsy ***** cow.'
So angela statrted =crying and wouldn't shut up eve when he shouted at her and instead she ran off into thekitchen part again abd baged the door.
So Joff held his nose shut with one hand to stop the bllod from everyehwere and said 'What you *****lookin at? Eh? What??? Do you wn t one as well is it??' and waved his other fist.
All I could think of was 'did you like the soup then'? and he clamed down a bit' What? Eh.. oh yes anglea makes nice special soup very spu=ciy and Itylian. Just shut up about the ******suop. My nose hurts. Stupid ***** cow'.
So now I have a plan which is that I will fiond osm epopison.
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