Dennis has trouble
21rst October
I nkew it was too good to last. Dennis has lost his job ahgain . it was'nt my ******* fault' he said. I was onlt doing my job which is what they pay me for'. He was feeling very adgitated you could tell, and joff didn't know what to do because Dennis just walked in as if he oned the eplace like he always does, and plonked a box of fancies on the table and a si9xpaxk of lager. 'Help yourself' he said 'Here who the **** are you?' Joff was so surprised he just said 'Only a frend. Friend of Franks' Aren't I Frank?. Eh?' But I didn't answer and he didn't know what to do then. Dennis lookeda t him and the nest he;d made on the sofa just for him, and he loked a t me again. 'A friend is it? Hoggin the ******* sofa.'
Then he turned to angela and siiad 'How's my favourite lady then? Still on the prowl?' and angela went a bit pink. 'Here. Have a ******* fiancy and passed over the box .angela took a yellow cube covered in pink and red icing which is her favourite. 'Wash it down yer' Dennis said and pulled the top of a lager for her like a proper gentilman. I lokoad a side at Joff and could see he was adgitaed. After a bit he began to calm down and gradually reached over to take a fancy, but Dennis just hooked his figer in the edge odff the box and moved it about a cenitmetre out of his reach. Joff loked as though he had been hit in the face with a cowpat and grabbed his mewspaper to look at the horses.
'oy shidft over' Dennis said and waved hios arm at Joff. 'shift yer ******* carcass'. Joff looked a mixture of angry and frightened and began to lift things off his nest. 'Her let me ******* help you' Denis said and picked up the stack of old mewspapers and threw them arcoss the room. Then he picked up threre empty packets of biscuits and a takeaway and stuffed tyhtrm into Joff hads. 'Bin' he said. Joff oppended hi s mouth to say something and Dennis just pointed to the kitrchen part. After a while which felt like ages ,joff go t up and took the rubbish out. 'here, my lady, Dennis said 'Have a ******* seat' and waved angela onot the sofa. 'And budge up a bit to let Sir Galaerhad sit nex to you' and he waved ot me to sit down too.
Just as I sat s=down H=Joff came back in and looked shockt . His mouth came ungihnged at the corner and he began to poinrt 'Yes??????' said Dennis with a long set of question marks. Joff didn't speak at all but scratched his armpit. All Dennis did was to go 'Woo-hoo' quietly like amonkey which made angela smile and look away but then Joff realised and he went bright red. He cklenched his fists but Dennis didn't turnto face him. Then joff looked away and stared out into the kitchen part. The rickety chair was inbetween them and tyou could see Joff wondering whether to sit ion it. He just stood there for a long time while Dennis said 'I was just doingmy ******* job like the ***** underpay me for. This blokoe came op ****** out of his tiny skull, tattoos all over his neck and rings an dhoops and bits of kitchen ware all hanging from his face and earlobes and he ssays'ere mate, let me in, you ****' in front aof all the people waitng to get in. I says 'No sair, please wiat in line like everybody else. 'You ****' he says, and I says' You already said that. If you say ity again you will wish you didn't.' he went very quiet then and everbody was looking a thim. 'Lissen, you… … … … I am a friend af Jazeel who owns the ******* club, so if you still want your job you'd better let me in, you … … … …' I was getting a bit agditad now, because this bonehead was trying to poull rank which I've always hated,a s you know. So I said' I don't care if you're a personal friend od Edward ******* Scissor-hands or R2*******D2, you ain't comin in until all these other epeople have had their turn.' So this little **** just went click and there he was with a ******* flick-knife. ' You could hrt yourself with that, sonyy' I said Here better give it to me. So he tried to stick me in the gut with it the ******* little toe-rag. Obviously I wasn't having that, so I coiught his arm and bent it,like this, and he grabbed Joff's arm and showed us, and in two seconds he was on the floor, yelping. 'trouble was, the stupid little tosser fought back so I had to break his elbow to defend myself from being spiked . '
Joff had got back up now and wanted to sit down because he was a bit shocked it hink and needed dto sit down, so he moved towards the rickety chair. Dennis was about three paces awaty and he just ook one step . And Joff stopped. 'Put the kettle e on, eh… er what's your name?' 'Joff' he said. 'Right Jeff.. put the ******* kettle on eh?' Dennis looked at angela and she blushed I could tell.
Just as Joff went intot the kitehen part Dennis said in a very loud whiser 'funny what you see whn you haven't got your gun, isn't it?'
I smoled a big thankyou at him with my eyes and angela blushed again. 'Well anyway' he said ina quite loud voice 'I gotta be going now. Just thought I'd driop in to tell you I'm looking for wotjk again. Right… I'll be off.. Don't forgetrt.. any trouble .. just gimme a bell.' Then he winked and there was a long pause which bounced into the kitchen part and aback again.
Then he weny out and closed the door with a little thud. Then he opned it again' Oh yes… I'll be back to see you on Tuesday. Did you get that? TUESDAY. Ennjoy your cup of tea.'Then he went home
I nkew it was too good to last. Dennis has lost his job ahgain . it was'nt my ******* fault' he said. I was onlt doing my job which is what they pay me for'. He was feeling very adgitated you could tell, and joff didn't know what to do because Dennis just walked in as if he oned the eplace like he always does, and plonked a box of fancies on the table and a si9xpaxk of lager. 'Help yourself' he said 'Here who the **** are you?' Joff was so surprised he just said 'Only a frend. Friend of Franks' Aren't I Frank?. Eh?' But I didn't answer and he didn't know what to do then. Dennis lookeda t him and the nest he;d made on the sofa just for him, and he loked a t me again. 'A friend is it? Hoggin the ******* sofa.'
Then he turned to angela and siiad 'How's my favourite lady then? Still on the prowl?' and angela went a bit pink. 'Here. Have a ******* fiancy and passed over the box .angela took a yellow cube covered in pink and red icing which is her favourite. 'Wash it down yer' Dennis said and pulled the top of a lager for her like a proper gentilman. I lokoad a side at Joff and could see he was adgitaed. After a bit he began to calm down and gradually reached over to take a fancy, but Dennis just hooked his figer in the edge odff the box and moved it about a cenitmetre out of his reach. Joff loked as though he had been hit in the face with a cowpat and grabbed his mewspaper to look at the horses.
'oy shidft over' Dennis said and waved hios arm at Joff. 'shift yer ******* carcass'. Joff looked a mixture of angry and frightened and began to lift things off his nest. 'Her let me ******* help you' Denis said and picked up the stack of old mewspapers and threw them arcoss the room. Then he picked up threre empty packets of biscuits and a takeaway and stuffed tyhtrm into Joff hads. 'Bin' he said. Joff oppended hi s mouth to say something and Dennis just pointed to the kitrchen part. After a while which felt like ages ,joff go t up and took the rubbish out. 'here, my lady, Dennis said 'Have a ******* seat' and waved angela onot the sofa. 'And budge up a bit to let Sir Galaerhad sit nex to you' and he waved ot me to sit down too.
Just as I sat s=down H=Joff came back in and looked shockt . His mouth came ungihnged at the corner and he began to poinrt 'Yes??????' said Dennis with a long set of question marks. Joff didn't speak at all but scratched his armpit. All Dennis did was to go 'Woo-hoo' quietly like amonkey which made angela smile and look away but then Joff realised and he went bright red. He cklenched his fists but Dennis didn't turnto face him. Then joff looked away and stared out into the kitchen part. The rickety chair was inbetween them and tyou could see Joff wondering whether to sit ion it. He just stood there for a long time while Dennis said 'I was just doingmy ******* job like the ***** underpay me for. This blokoe came op ****** out of his tiny skull, tattoos all over his neck and rings an dhoops and bits of kitchen ware all hanging from his face and earlobes and he ssays'ere mate, let me in, you ****' in front aof all the people waitng to get in. I says 'No sair, please wiat in line like everybody else. 'You ****' he says, and I says' You already said that. If you say ity again you will wish you didn't.' he went very quiet then and everbody was looking a thim. 'Lissen, you… … … … I am a friend af Jazeel who owns the ******* club, so if you still want your job you'd better let me in, you … … … …' I was getting a bit agditad now, because this bonehead was trying to poull rank which I've always hated,a s you know. So I said' I don't care if you're a personal friend od Edward ******* Scissor-hands or R2*******D2, you ain't comin in until all these other epeople have had their turn.' So this little **** just went click and there he was with a ******* flick-knife. ' You could hrt yourself with that, sonyy' I said Here better give it to me. So he tried to stick me in the gut with it the ******* little toe-rag. Obviously I wasn't having that, so I coiught his arm and bent it,like this, and he grabbed Joff's arm and showed us, and in two seconds he was on the floor, yelping. 'trouble was, the stupid little tosser fought back so I had to break his elbow to defend myself from being spiked . '
Joff had got back up now and wanted to sit down because he was a bit shocked it hink and needed dto sit down, so he moved towards the rickety chair. Dennis was about three paces awaty and he just ook one step . And Joff stopped. 'Put the kettle e on, eh… er what's your name?' 'Joff' he said. 'Right Jeff.. put the ******* kettle on eh?' Dennis looked at angela and she blushed I could tell.
Just as Joff went intot the kitehen part Dennis said in a very loud whiser 'funny what you see whn you haven't got your gun, isn't it?'
I smoled a big thankyou at him with my eyes and angela blushed again. 'Well anyway' he said ina quite loud voice 'I gotta be going now. Just thought I'd driop in to tell you I'm looking for wotjk again. Right… I'll be off.. Don't forgetrt.. any trouble .. just gimme a bell.' Then he winked and there was a long pause which bounced into the kitchen part and aback again.
Then he weny out and closed the door with a little thud. Then he opned it again' Oh yes… I'll be back to see you on Tuesday. Did you get that? TUESDAY. Ennjoy your cup of tea.'Then he went home
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