Late agin with a cold
Sept 2
Hello bloggs for the first time again for a fornight. It is because I haven't been well, well only for the last week really, but that is why I havnt written to you in the last few days. It isonly a silly cold but it has made me miserable all over. First my nose drips drip drip like the tap in the kitchen but not sohot and then it goes quite sore from being wet all the itme.
And my sleeve was wet too because I haven't got a hanky. Not a proper one, so angela tore a piece of one of her old teashirts which smelld of ladies and that sort of powder they do their noses with.
Then my skin went like sandpaper and rubbed everywhere it touched things and tingled and fizzed. Then the nose drips again and my eyes kept closing and sniff snig=ff sniff…
I could'nt sleep properly and kept snorting everywhere like that baby okapi did when it fell in the stream part at the zoo. You sound like a foghorn angela said. Thst is very rude thing to say, I said beause I can't help it. Sorry, she said I'll just keep my big mouth shut then shall I, and started eating crisps again, awhich is what she always does when shes nervous about something.
Alright I'm sorry, I said. I'm just feeling all bugged up and horbible with this cold and I seem to have wiped away my sence of humopur on your teashitrt, which is all wet anyway now, look.
So it was like that for three days, then it started to make me cough and hack on my chest and weeze like a bulldog. Angela made me stay in bed and went out for a long time then came ih=n again with some lemsips and cough mixture. She would'nt tell me where she got them.'
Then Dennis called in with two beers. Ithought they would cheer me up but angela had some, and anyway they didn't do the trick. Instead I just felt thicker in the head again and my eyes wanted to fall right out and my nose set like concrete which made my throat soar from brathing throught the mouth and making little kak noises to try and clear my nozzle.
Dennis though tit was very funny and kept making fun, and saying thngs like Is angela keeping you nice and ******* warm then ., you old dog? With **** like that ,you won't need earflaps on your *******nightcap wioll you eh? Har har ahr. Angela dint say anything but she wanted to hit Dennis with the fryingpan I cdould tell. She knows shes got really big **** and would like to winf the lottery so she can have lots of them removed and be like Kate Moss again..
I'm feeling quite a bit better now thankyou bloggs. Just a bit of a cough left which it keep trying not to cough all over angela with. I think she has been quite kind while I been bad. She found a new packet of bacon when I wante da bacon sandwich and two big buns as well. It si surprising what they theow out of Tescos isn’t it, I said and she nodded.
That is all the 50p is worth now. Got to go Goodbye Mr Lateef and goodbye Blofggs.
Hello bloggs for the first time again for a fornight. It is because I haven't been well, well only for the last week really, but that is why I havnt written to you in the last few days. It isonly a silly cold but it has made me miserable all over. First my nose drips drip drip like the tap in the kitchen but not sohot and then it goes quite sore from being wet all the itme.
And my sleeve was wet too because I haven't got a hanky. Not a proper one, so angela tore a piece of one of her old teashirts which smelld of ladies and that sort of powder they do their noses with.
Then my skin went like sandpaper and rubbed everywhere it touched things and tingled and fizzed. Then the nose drips again and my eyes kept closing and sniff snig=ff sniff…
I could'nt sleep properly and kept snorting everywhere like that baby okapi did when it fell in the stream part at the zoo. You sound like a foghorn angela said. Thst is very rude thing to say, I said beause I can't help it. Sorry, she said I'll just keep my big mouth shut then shall I, and started eating crisps again, awhich is what she always does when shes nervous about something.
Alright I'm sorry, I said. I'm just feeling all bugged up and horbible with this cold and I seem to have wiped away my sence of humopur on your teashitrt, which is all wet anyway now, look.
So it was like that for three days, then it started to make me cough and hack on my chest and weeze like a bulldog. Angela made me stay in bed and went out for a long time then came ih=n again with some lemsips and cough mixture. She would'nt tell me where she got them.'
Then Dennis called in with two beers. Ithought they would cheer me up but angela had some, and anyway they didn't do the trick. Instead I just felt thicker in the head again and my eyes wanted to fall right out and my nose set like concrete which made my throat soar from brathing throught the mouth and making little kak noises to try and clear my nozzle.
Dennis though tit was very funny and kept making fun, and saying thngs like Is angela keeping you nice and ******* warm then ., you old dog? With **** like that ,you won't need earflaps on your *******nightcap wioll you eh? Har har ahr. Angela dint say anything but she wanted to hit Dennis with the fryingpan I cdould tell. She knows shes got really big **** and would like to winf the lottery so she can have lots of them removed and be like Kate Moss again..
I'm feeling quite a bit better now thankyou bloggs. Just a bit of a cough left which it keep trying not to cough all over angela with. I think she has been quite kind while I been bad. She found a new packet of bacon when I wante da bacon sandwich and two big buns as well. It si surprising what they theow out of Tescos isn’t it, I said and she nodded.
That is all the 50p is worth now. Got to go Goodbye Mr Lateef and goodbye Blofggs.
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