Down again
July the third
Well it was awful, wasn't it? angela came over like she said she would because in the end Dennis was too busy with mending his motorbike ready for going to his interview.
I was saying how boring part one was, and angela said it was inept and lacking in penetrative imagination. Then Rooney got fed up waiting and barged into a few people and jumped on one like a mad bull in a china shop. What is he doing, I asked and angela said he is full of tostesterone just oozing out of him and is stamping his authority on one of the opposition, unfortunately in an illegal mode with leaving stud marks on his family airlooms.
So yes he was just stupid. It was a pity about the red card though. Perhaps a yellow one would do, except that he would still be on the pitch of course.
I have been thinking about Dennises reforms like the PINK card, and have one of my own which I explained to angela.
Why don't we have ten minutes for an offender to have his bootlaces tied together? He wouldn't be able to do much except hop about like a skittle and would feel really stupid so he wouldn't do it again. Then after ten minutes the ref would untie him and off he would go again, perhaps sadder and wiser we would hope.
The second part was better with the Ten Heroes as angela said, all charging off on their white chargers to do the decent think while the band played the Great Escape yet again. But it was all pointless because when they finally got to the end they couldn't kick a ball into the net. angela said she could tell by Lampards eyes that he was going to miss before he even put his ball on the white spot, and she thought the same about Gerrard too, and the team were overall just incompetent to do the simplest thing of the game, to kick the ball in a straight line. All through the both halves they passed to the opposition and did not do the obvious thing which is to always pass to someone you know. And then right at the end they couldn't score pelanties, even though they have practised.
So goodbye again.
And goodbye Sven. I hope you think you were worth the twenty million pounds or whatever that football fans have paid you. I wonder what you will spend it all on? I would buy a new toastmaker for a start I think.
And goodbye David B. You have been a hero all along and carried the rest of them and we are very sorry for you. Thankyou for giving us all hope angela says, and she cried a little cry into her hankie when she saw you were crying too.
I think the hole in the windowbox was dug up by the cat from one of the other rooms, probably the Somali people. It is a gingerybrown colour and can actually climb up walls by gripping into the gaps between the bricks. So it has climbed up and dug out poor old Imbluefella and eaten him. Well, I suppose that is natures way, but its very sad to lose your friend by being eaten by a spiderman cat. There were two loittle blue feathers on the floor which is proof. I have put them in an envelope next to the photograph angela took of us both. I seem to always call her angela not Angela because she is so quiet and thoughtful. Dennis should rreally be DDDennis I suppose.
Tomorrow I have to go to the clinic again. I hope they don't give me more injections.
Goodnight Bloggs. Happy dreams.
Well it was awful, wasn't it? angela came over like she said she would because in the end Dennis was too busy with mending his motorbike ready for going to his interview.
I was saying how boring part one was, and angela said it was inept and lacking in penetrative imagination. Then Rooney got fed up waiting and barged into a few people and jumped on one like a mad bull in a china shop. What is he doing, I asked and angela said he is full of tostesterone just oozing out of him and is stamping his authority on one of the opposition, unfortunately in an illegal mode with leaving stud marks on his family airlooms.
So yes he was just stupid. It was a pity about the red card though. Perhaps a yellow one would do, except that he would still be on the pitch of course.
I have been thinking about Dennises reforms like the PINK card, and have one of my own which I explained to angela.
Why don't we have ten minutes for an offender to have his bootlaces tied together? He wouldn't be able to do much except hop about like a skittle and would feel really stupid so he wouldn't do it again. Then after ten minutes the ref would untie him and off he would go again, perhaps sadder and wiser we would hope.
The second part was better with the Ten Heroes as angela said, all charging off on their white chargers to do the decent think while the band played the Great Escape yet again. But it was all pointless because when they finally got to the end they couldn't kick a ball into the net. angela said she could tell by Lampards eyes that he was going to miss before he even put his ball on the white spot, and she thought the same about Gerrard too, and the team were overall just incompetent to do the simplest thing of the game, to kick the ball in a straight line. All through the both halves they passed to the opposition and did not do the obvious thing which is to always pass to someone you know. And then right at the end they couldn't score pelanties, even though they have practised.
So goodbye again.
And goodbye Sven. I hope you think you were worth the twenty million pounds or whatever that football fans have paid you. I wonder what you will spend it all on? I would buy a new toastmaker for a start I think.
And goodbye David B. You have been a hero all along and carried the rest of them and we are very sorry for you. Thankyou for giving us all hope angela says, and she cried a little cry into her hankie when she saw you were crying too.
I think the hole in the windowbox was dug up by the cat from one of the other rooms, probably the Somali people. It is a gingerybrown colour and can actually climb up walls by gripping into the gaps between the bricks. So it has climbed up and dug out poor old Imbluefella and eaten him. Well, I suppose that is natures way, but its very sad to lose your friend by being eaten by a spiderman cat. There were two loittle blue feathers on the floor which is proof. I have put them in an envelope next to the photograph angela took of us both. I seem to always call her angela not Angela because she is so quiet and thoughtful. Dennis should rreally be DDDennis I suppose.
Tomorrow I have to go to the clinic again. I hope they don't give me more injections.
Goodnight Bloggs. Happy dreams.
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