World cup coming up...
I've bought in an extra can of Strongbow and a box of fancies but I do feel as though I'm still missing something.
Could it be the 96 inch plasma-coated HD (that's hard-drive, I know that much) wall-mounted back-projecting super screen with i and Red Buttons and all that stuff with scarts and wires?
Or could it be that I don't have anyone to watch Peru thrashing Saudi Arabia with now that Imbluefella the budgie has passed on to chirrup in patures new. Not that budgies know much about pastures, I suppose, more like eucalypso trees and mangoes and so forth. Crocodiles, cookieburrows, sort of thing.
Anyway pretty lonely time of the year to watch a great global event on your own. Never mind. At least now I have 'Bloggs' to talk to which is better than being just me.
Now I can talk to Bloggs and can discuss whether or not that tall thin bloke who moves like a seized-up marrionette when he scores a goal... Crouch.. that's him; anyway was he offside or whatever. I can discuss it with Bloggs. Very good.
Got to end this first message now because the beans are boiling over and I think the toast is jammed down the back of the toastmaker thing and will need the screwdriver to wangle it out again. Must remember to unplug it first this time since the sparks set fire to the dishmop.
Could it be the 96 inch plasma-coated HD (that's hard-drive, I know that much) wall-mounted back-projecting super screen with i and Red Buttons and all that stuff with scarts and wires?
Or could it be that I don't have anyone to watch Peru thrashing Saudi Arabia with now that Imbluefella the budgie has passed on to chirrup in patures new. Not that budgies know much about pastures, I suppose, more like eucalypso trees and mangoes and so forth. Crocodiles, cookieburrows, sort of thing.
Anyway pretty lonely time of the year to watch a great global event on your own. Never mind. At least now I have 'Bloggs' to talk to which is better than being just me.
Now I can talk to Bloggs and can discuss whether or not that tall thin bloke who moves like a seized-up marrionette when he scores a goal... Crouch.. that's him; anyway was he offside or whatever. I can discuss it with Bloggs. Very good.
Got to end this first message now because the beans are boiling over and I think the toast is jammed down the back of the toastmaker thing and will need the screwdriver to wangle it out again. Must remember to unplug it first this time since the sparks set fire to the dishmop.
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